I am now naming a kid in my class “Smokey the Turd,” for the fact that he smells like he ate a pack of cigarettes before every class and that he’s also an arrogant dick.
I kinda need to get laid.
My self-confidence has taken a dive for no good reason.
HE JUST YAWNS AND NOMS ON HIS LITTLE FRIEND THERE OMIGAWD
have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up
DO YOU EVER SEE THIS PERSON ONLINE YOU REALLY WANNA TALK TO BUT YOU ARE TOO SHY TO DO IT BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU ARENT ON THEIR LEVEL AND JUS T
YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.
the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen